Thingish Things

NYC Department of Crazy

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Apr• 04•11

Get this.

The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene has just issued guidelines for what its employees should eat and what type of cologne or perfume they should wear in the office.  Mayor Bloomberg defends the action in an interview today with WINS News radio icon Stan Brooks, the station’s City Hall Bureau Chief.

The new rules reportedly ban French Fries in the workplace and require bagels to be cut into quarters. Shalimar is prohibited, but Channel Number 5 is permitted.  (Okay, I made that up.  Both are probably banned.)

Sounds to me like the Department of Health has a mental hygiene problem.  But you can’t say that in the building.  Negative thoughts are verboten.


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