http://youtu.be/NtSp3jZVYyU?t=27s

Does the reaction of this crowd to Madonna Cicconi’s nipple strike anyone else as absolutely insane?  There are an estimated seven billion people on the planet. By my count, that makes 14 billion nipples, seven billion of which admittedly are dull. This is hardly a precious commodity.

One man sounds like he’s been lit afire.  Maybe he spontaneously combusted at the sight? 

Note to self: Go to Istanbul.  Bring old Playboys.  Money bags.