I was really trying to find something upbeat to write about this morning, something to ring in the new year with a jingle of optimism. But a scan of the news and editorial pages made that tough.
The New York Times is calling for more government spending, a day after reporting that President Obama will ask for a $1.2 trillion increase in the debt ceiling, bringing our federal debt to $16.4 trillion.
Mark Steyn points out that the U.S. now owes more money than its entire GDP — and more than any nation has ever owed in history;
Dominic Sandbrook of The Daily Mail predicts that 2012 could be “The most frightening year in living memory”;
Students of the Mayan Calendar predict worse;
Egypt is going Islamist; and
A singer named Katy Perry is about to get bilked out of $30 million in a divorce to a comedian. There’s nothing funny about that.
But then there’s this. A Swedish woman found her wedding ring 16 years after misplacing it. She gave up all hope of finding it years ago — after tearing apart her home, literally, in an attempt to locate the thing — only to be reunited with the ring while pulling carrots (karats) in the back yard. The gold and diamond ring, it turns out, may have been ingested by a sheep, passed into compost, and then engaged by a budding carrot, which raised it back out of the earth.
That’s the story I’m going to focus on today, a reminder that miracles do happen, especially when things look darkest. I don’t care what anyone says. To me, 2012 will be the Year of the Carrot. No matter what.
I love it Bill. The Year of the Carrot. You sold me, mainly because i agree with all the rest. The Mayan end game might be the best case scenario out of them all. Just freakin’ end it all…LOL.