Is it possible to rent a Wall Street Occupier?  I’d be willing to pay, say, $49 per hour — a dollar less than I just got socked to park on West 76th Street — for an angry protester with a drum and a tent. 

If the Occupiers really want to after bald greed, I can put them on it: Beacon Parking, West 76th Street between Broadway and whatever that avenue to the east of it is. It’s the lot with the “$6.76 Hour Parking Special”sign, across from the other $50 lot with the same sign.

New York City is such a rip-off.