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We Have a Winner!

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Apr• 25•12

http://vantagehsi.com/fruits-that-makes-us-younger/index.php With the Gingrich campaign announcing today that the former Georgia congressman will be dropping out of the Republican Primary for President next Tuesday (does that sound like a weird announcement to you?) it appears that we have a winner to the BlackberryAlarmClock chicken dinner contest.

http://aandbeasymove.co.uk/tag/financial-planning/ Unless someone can prove me wrong, Michael D. of New York City, who guessed that Newt Gingrich would exit the race on April 5th at 12:02 p.m., was closest in guessing Mr. Gingrich’s exit date and will be sent a complete chicken dinner  from Omaha Steaks by Fedex tonight.  Mike guessed closer than my vegetarian sister Ann by a mere 60 seconds, for which  Ann is undoubtedly grateful. 

Again, this is no ordinary chicken dinner.  It is, according to Omaha Steaks, a “Delicate Herb Roasted Chicken like you expect to find in a fine bistro.”  And that’s not all.  This this “fully cooked half chicken is boneless, except for the wing. Add in Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Green Beans and you’ve got a perfectly balanced dinner with an elegant presentation.” Full retail value of this extraordinary poultry offer? $39.99!

Congratulations, Mike. Anyone wishing to contest this award should please do before 6 p.m.  Thanks. 

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2 Comments

  1. Me says:

    Darn it! The roasted garlic mashed potatoes and green beans sound delicious! That Mike has always been a sneaky guy…

    • Me says:

      P.S. No offense intended to Omaha Steaks–I’m sure this is of the FINEST bistro quality–but I can’t help but notice the chicken looks like some sort of roasted cartoon character. Someone might want to do a background check on the purported poultry…

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