Say what you will about Matt Drudge; he does highlight gems like this one sometimes.
A Japanese parakeet gets lost. The cops find him (this is sounding like a joke, I know) and the parakeet tells them his address. Classic.
Kind of reminds me of the one with the man walking down the street with a penguin. Cops pull up. “What are you doing with that penguin,?” they ask. “Bringing him to the zoo,” replies the man. Cops drive off. But the next week they run into the same man walking down the same street with the same penguin. They pull up: “Hey, I thought you were bringing that Penguin to the zoo…” “I did,” the man assured them. “Now I’m taking him to the movies.”
But I digress…
And then there’s the one about the drunk Brits purloining a penguin from a theme park: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9241564/British-tourists-fined-for-drunkenly-stealing-penguin-from-Australian-theme-park.html
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