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Is God Smiling on Mitt Romney?

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 27•11

I think God may be smiling on Mitt Romney. It may not look like it today — the day Newt Gingrich bagged the Manchester Union Leader endorsement — but I think I see the crack of a divine grin breaking through the big white puffies up above.

The last thing anyone wants to be in a presidential primary is the clear front runner. Front runners are media targets. They are the focus of every other campaign.  And when they go down, they often fail to get up (Ask Ted Kennedy’s, Gary Hart’s, and Howard Dean’s campaign teams.) But somehow, throughout this GOP presidential primary roller-coaster ride, Mitt Romney has managed to remain the front runner without being the focus of attention.  That’s a neat trick.

Romney has consistently held around 22-24 of the national GOP primary vote in a field of more than seven.  And throughout the months, his opponents have managed to take turns attracting the national spotlight for a few weeks — and then fading, leaving Romney in the lead again, largely unscathed and with low negatives among the general electorate.  First there was Mike Huckabee, who chose not to run; then Michele Bachmann; then Rick Perry; then Herman Cain, and now it’s Newt Gingrich starring as the conservative dark horse candidate to nip Governor Romney at the wire.

But it’s only a matter of time before Newt Gingrich blows it. He’s famously arrogant and intellectually undisciplined, which is why National Review’s Jonah Goldberg warns him today to accept the Union Leader endorsement with a dose of humility.  The smart money says that won’t happen. It always wagers that the leopard will remain spotted.

Newt’s sudden surge in the polls is timed perfectly for Romney, if his good luck holds out. The first primary voting begins in fewer than two months, and Newt should be able to survive at least a few weeks in the media spotlight — freezing every other dark horse candidate in place. When he falters — and his track record strongly suggests he will — there will be no other viable choice in the GOP field but Mitt.  And watch how quickly conservatives get in line then. 

The last bump in the road between Mitt Romney at the GOP Convention stage in Tampa is Newt Gingrich. Could central casting mortals have done better? 

Yale at 1/8th the Price?

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 26•11

The more one thinks about the price of college these days – I’ve been hanging out with other panicked parents this Thanksgiving weekend – the more it becomes clear that there is something seriously out of whack with the cost of higher education.  The whole system, one way or another, is bound to collapse, just like the real estate market was – and did.

For students entering universities in 2012, the cost of a leading private four-year undergraduate degree will be about $220,000. The estimated expense of that degree for my five-year-old is $550,000.  Children born five years from now can expect to pay more than $1 million for a B.A. That makes sense when you consider that the price of college, as a rule of thumb, grows at approximately twice the rate of inflation.  It has for years. The freight is even heavier for some parents when you consider than only half of college students today receive degrees in four years.

To use an overworked adjective, these price hikes are unsustainable in a stellar economy.  In this one, they are a slow motion train wreck. But, assuming the bubble pops, how will it happen? Will it implode from the weight of wide scale student loan defaults, or will millions of American youngsters simply abandon the idea of going to college and head directly into the workforce, as some are suggesting?

Families already are adopting inventive strategies to help cope with modern-day college costs. Students are attending low-priced community colleges for one or two years with the hopes of transferring to big-name private or public schools for their degrees.  Others are snubbing private schools altogether and choosing quality state schools instead, so much so that seats in those schools are growing scarce even as public dollars dry up.

All of these things will eventually put pressure on the private college market.  But one can see another phenomenon occurring in the not-so-distant future, where the college “degree” itself — except in careers like medicine and the law where advanced degrees are required – is effectively deemed nonessential. 

This is purely subjective and anecdotal, but when I sit across the desk from a young job applicant, the first thing I look for in his resume is where he went to school.  I don’t think I’m alone in doing that. If it’s Yale or Princeton or Stanford, I really don’t look any farther. I pretend to, but I don’t. If the school is several academic rungs down from those schools, I dig a little deeper to find something else worth liking.  

One thing I rarely look for anymore, though, is the applicant’s graduation date, other than to determine his approximate age.  I am far more interested in knowing what college he could get into than whether he finished there. That may be because I walked away from school early, but I don’t think so. I think it’s because the traditional four-year-college experience is slowly but surely coming apart at the seams, in part because money-hungry universities now encourage students to “take their time” in getting a degree; in part because college degrees are so ubiquitous that they no longer impress, and in part because so many students are leaving schools early because of their cost.  In short, modern-day education is going the way of the cobbled together modern-day family — the stigma of not finishing school, like the stigma of the non-traditional family, is evaporating. That trend can only continue given the circumstances.  

If one has no intention of going to graduate school, what is the real-world difference of attending Harvard for three years and attending for four and receiving the piece of paper?  Sure, we can all agree that four years of college is better than three. But how much difference will that extra year really make in the job market going forward? I would argue not that much. So, I’m sure, would Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, et al. 

Be honest, if a two- or three-year MIT attendee with a snappy excuse for leaving school early sat across from you in an interview, would you be more or less likely to hire him or the applicant holding a B.S. from a middle-of-the-road school?  I’d take the MIT student.  Maybe that would be wrong.  But I would. 

Another thing to support this notion:  Education really has become a lifelong pursuit.  In the days of our Founding Fathers, it was theoretically possible for the best educated Americans to have read all of the significant works ever published up to that point in time – from Aristotle to John Locke. A college degree was proof that its bearer was steeped in the body of knowledge and wisdom contained therein.  

A degree today suggests nothing of the sort. First of all, it would be preposterous  to expect a college student today to read all of the great works of history. Millions upon millions of books have been published since our nation was founded. As a result, few college  kids every crack Montesquieu or Locke anymore. If a question arises about either, one can simply Google it from an Iphone. That’s where the body of knowledge lies today — online not atop mind. 

So if a four-year college degree does not represent a specific body of knowledge, what does it suggest other than the age of its holder and the assumption that he learned something from his B.A. in “communications” or “business.” It suggests, to me anyway, as a bottom line, nothing more than where he could get into school.  And if that school is good enough — if it was tough enough to get into — it tells me everything I need to know about the prospect’s career potential. The four years really doesn’t matter at all.  Heck, a semester or two would do.  That’s the cold heart truth as I see it. Shoot for the best school you can get into and then bail out. Just never forget how to Google. 

Lincoln’s Thanksgiving

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 24•11

A friend and reader graciously sent this along this morning. It explains the background of Thanksgiving as a national holiday. Prior to 1863 it was celebrated at different times in different states. Thought it might be of interest. HTG. 

Washington, D.C.
October 3, 1863

This is the proclamation which set the precedent for America’s national day of Thanksgiving. During his administration, President Lincoln issued many orders similar to this. For example, on November 28, 1861, he ordered government departments closed for a local day of thanksgiving.

Sarah Josepha Hale, a 74-year-old magazine editor, wrote a letter to Lincoln on September 28, 1863, urging him to have the “day of our annual Thanksgiving made a National and fixed Union Festival.” She explained, “You may have observed that, for some years past, there has been an increasing interest felt in our land to have the Thanksgiving held on the same day, in all the States; it now needs National recognition and authoritive fixation, only, to become permanently, an American custom and institution.”

Prior to this, each state scheduled its own Thanksgiving holiday at different times, mainly in New England and other Northern states. President Lincoln responded to Mrs. Hale’s request immediately, unlike several of his predecessors, who ignored her petitions altogether. In her letter to Lincoln she mentioned that she had been advocating a national thanksgiving date for 15 years as the editor of Godey’s Lady’s Book.

The document below sets apart the last Thursday of November “as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise.” According to an April 1, 1864, letter from John Nicolay, one of President Lincoln’s secretaries, this document was written by Secretary of State William Seward, and the original was in his handwriting. On October 3, 1863, fellow Cabinet member Gideon Welles recorded in his diary how he complimented Seward on his work. A year later the manuscript was sold to benefit Union troops.

By the President of the United States of America.

A Proclamation.

The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequaled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consiousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the Seal of the United States to be affixed.

Done at the City of Washington, this Third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the Independence of the Unites States the Eighty-eighth.

By the President: Abraham Lincoln

William H. Seward,
Secretary of State

Women in Combat. Coming Soon to a Theater Near You.

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 22•11

from coaltionforveterans.org

The Pentagon is preparing a report to Congress that will likely recommend that women begin serving in U.S. combat units.  What a sad commentary on the state of our world.  

Women are capable of serving in that capacity. That’s not the issue. I have a 13-year-old who can shoot a dime off the top of a giant sequoia – and, unless I’m mistaken, she will be downright deadly to men one day. Neither is foxhole romance the problem. U.S. soldiers – men and women – are professionals.  They can keep their hands off one another under fire.

The concern over women in combat is transcendental not corporal (so to speak).  It’s heartbreaking enough to watch boys returning from overseas missing appendages. Can we bear as a nation to see our girls come home the same way? And do we really have to make them killers? Aren’t women supposed to be better than men?  

Feminists and egalitarians argue that a double-standard is being applied in keeping women out of U.S. combat units.  They are correct.  A double standard is being applied, and it should remain in place.  A world where it is acceptable for girls to be blown apart on a battlefield – or to blow others apart — is a lesser world than the one in which we  live today.  Violence and femininity – except during prom week perhaps – are antithetical in nature.  One can argue that’s not true ‘til he or she is blue in the face, but never convincingly. There is something in the human heart that verifies truisms like that so that the finest sophistry in the world cannot deny them.

The arguments on the other side of the combat issue are perfectly rational:  Women train just as hard as men do in the military.  Why should they be denied the right to demonstrate their lethal skills and move up in the ranks? Women fight in other armies. Why shouldn’t they be able to fight in ours?  Women have proved to be an effective fighting force. Why not use them?  These are solid and logical debating points. 

But they fail address intangible truths like the sickening difference between a male American soldier being captured by a depraved enemy and a female American soldier being captured by a depraved enemy.  Suggesting there is no difference between those scenarios is an insult to our very instincts. A dead female soldier on a battlefield comes with added pain. Why? Because it just does. That’s why. 

Daniel Patrick Moynihan famously wrote of America “defining deviancy down,” of the slow erosion of what we find unacceptable in our culture. Putting girls into regular combat units would mark a gigantic step downward.  Yes, women can do the job.  Yes, we will even get used to the notion.  But in doing so we will diminish ourselves as a nation, indeed, as a species.

Putting women on a pedestal may be unfair.  But taking them off it to this extent is abhorrent.  Why does equality between the genders always come down to degrading  women– to making them more like men? What a shame. 

Why Did I Come In Here?

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 22•11

This makes me feel so much better. 

Say What, Ruskies?

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 22•11

http://youtu.be/xg4H1jbVcuM

The Russians have to explain this one. Perhaps the middle finger is a gesture of good will in that land, but I don’t remember learning that in Russian studies. If anything, this will raise the President’s ratings a point or so. Mr. Obama is the U.S. President. How dare that broadcaster disrespect him and his office so blatantly.  If I still drank, I’d boycott Stoly —  again.  A gesture of good will would be suspending this broadcaster. 

Work Sharing; A Terrible Idea

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 21•11

The Wall Street Journal has a surprisingly positive article out today about an emerging practice in the U.S. called “work sharing.” It is an arrangement between private businesses and government wherein struggling companies reduce the number of hours employees work, and government, AKA taxpayers, steps in with supplemental unemployment benefits for those lost wages.

If, for example, a widget polisher is reduced from five work days to four, an unemployment check would arrive each week for that lost day’s wage, or something approximating it.  The argument in favor of work sharing is that it will allow companies to keep more employees on the payroll.  Instead of firing, say, 50 workers, The Acme Widget Company can put 250 employees on a four-day work week, with Uncle Sam picking up the slack.

It’s a terrible idea — the kind of thing the French would come up with. 

Work sharing sounds humane, but here are obvious downsides:

  1. Under this arrangement, no one would ever get off the public dole. Who wouldn’t want to work four days and be paid for five?
  2. It will allow employers to pare 20% of their payrolls overnight with little cost to them (they don’t give up their talent pool, just some of its weekly hours.) That’s fair neither to workers nor taxpayers;
  3. It will prop up failing businesses. Work sharing will interfere with the process of creative destruction that has made America what it is.  Companies that can’t cut it in the global marketplace would be artificially kept aloft by taxpayers. That’s a ruinous prescription;
  4. It sets an awful precedent.  Why just a 4-1 work week?  Why not work three days and get unemployment for two.  Or work two days  and receive benefits for three. Or, hell, work one day and have the government pay for four?, and
  5. It would threaten America’s tradition of a five-day work week (as France already has done.) Every part-time-job-seeking employee in America would seek a position in a company with such an arrangement.  

Ronald Reagan is badly over-quoted, but “work sharing” demands that this observation be cited yet again:  “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.'”

No Way Newt Stays on Top

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 18•11

Newt Gingrich is the latest in the anyone-but-Romney bunch to skyrocket in the polls.  After hovering in single digits for months, Mr. Gingrich suddenly finds himself leading his fellow GOP contenders in at least one poll. It won’t last.

Yes, Mr. Gingrich is smart, too smart perhaps. And he is brash at a time when Americans thirst it. But he is not electable on a national scale. Too many Americans just don’t like or trust him.  I can think of a dozen Democrats off hand who would consider voting for Mitt Romney.  Not a single one of them would consider pulling the lever for The Newt. Ever. And to win states with a majority of Democratic voters, Republicans need crossover voters.  Obviously.  

Close your eyes and ask yourself if Mitt Romney might, theoretically, if they were to be contested, be competitive running against Barack Obama in New Jersey, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, Ohio, Michigan, or even – and this admittedly is a stretch – New York. The honest answer would be “yes.”  Romney could win most of those states and run competitively in all of them, theoretically. Now close your eyes and make that candidate Newt Gingrich. The idea of him putting Northeast or Midwest states – or Northwest states for that matter — into play seems preposterous. Democrats would line up for miles to vote against him – and defeat down-ballot Republicans in state after state along with him.

The fact is that Newt Gingrich cannot assemble a viable electoral map wide enough to win, and GOP party leaders know that. It’s one of the reasons Newt hovered not far above zero for so long. He will return there.  

Dept. of Interesting Timing

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 17•11

http://youtu.be/TW-x2YMVJCc

The band Madison Rising is debuting its first album today, which includes the song “Honk if You Want Peace,” lambasting the Occupy Wall Street protesters as college slackers and “tie-dyed slobs.”  

The song, which tells the story of a father trying to get a daughter to a hospital through roads choked by protesters, debuts on the very day that Occupy Wall Street protesters are blocking traffic and businesses across the city. How ironic.  

The lyrics to “Honk if You Want Peace” are below.

HONK IF YOU WANT PEACE

Summers on the campus

Not a lot to do
The smog hangs low and the boredoms grow
Among the jaded youth

Idle hands breed righteous plans
They miss the anarchy
‘Let’s find a way to rule today
and fix society’

‘The war machine must stop
Life can’t go on this way’
We’ll scream of greed and all our needs
We know just what to say

Chorus:
Honk if you want peace
Honk if you care
Honk if you’re human
And you’re aware
Honk if you want peace
Honk if you care
Honk if you’re human
If you’re aware

A little house in the corner of the city
A young father just had another scare
His little girl had more trouble breathing
But help came in time and now she’s fine, running on the stairs

She leans back, says, ‘dad I love you’
Her mother walks the doctor to his car
‘Don’t wait next time,’ he told her
‘Remember that the hospital’s not too far’

‘The war machine must stop
Life can’t go on this way’
We’ll scream of greed and all our needs
We know just what to say:

Chorus

A mother’s scream, the father races over
His little girl sprawled helplessly
He lifts her up upon his shoulder
And they run frantically

They’re in the car, it won’t be far
Their angel they can save
But as they turn the corner
She’s destined for the grave

Jeering mobs and tie-dyed slobs
People lying in the street
Whistles, drums and megaphones
Everyone repeat:

Chorus

Honk if you dare
Honk if you dare
Honk if you dare
Honk if you dare

Jeering mobs and tie-dyed slobs
People lying in the street
Whistles, drums and megaphones
Everyone repeat

No Solution; No Problem

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 16•11

 

Geraldus Oreiellius at the High Point of His Influence

The Irish-Swiss philosopher Geraldus Oreiellius, Jr. espoused a basic political theory that goes something like this:

Any economic or political construct not rooted in human nature cannot long survive (see Marxism.) As a life-long student of Oreillius, I of course agree, which is why I am 100% certain that tomorrow’s — or the next day’s — march on Wall Street will, in the long run, result in nil. If the Occupy protesters were to storm the ramparts of corporate America every day for 1,000 years — garnering front page headlines with each advance — it still would not change man’s inherent belief in private property or his propensity to accumulate wealth and look out for himself and his family first.

Five minutes with a two-year-old will tell you that private property is an a priori concept. “Mine” competes fiercely with “mama” on the Billboard Chart for first word spoken.

Yes, we can teach children to share. But we don’t need to teach them to possess. And that’s the whole point. One is a concept that can be discarded at will. The other is instinctual.  It will never go away.

Opinion writers and pundits are weighing in today on “what’s next” for the Occupy Wall Street movement, now that it has no public spaces to occupy.  Many of them, especially liberal academics, are suggesting that the “movement” will “mature” and establish a sustainable vision for change, with clear and achievable benchmarks. Comparisons to the civil rights movement or anti-Vietnam peaceniks are invariably, wistfully, made.

But the protests of the 1950’s and 1960’s and these protests are entirely different animals. Fighting to allow black Americans to sit in the front row of a bus and protesting to end a war were tough but achievable political goals. Protesting man’s propensity to war or to develop and hold prejudices is folly.  Those efforts belong in the spiritual and religious realms and can only be tackled one soul at a time.

The Occupy Wall Street protesters are, by design, going after avarice itself. If it were free checking they were after, they might just get it (for a while), but greed and self-interest will succeed them by millennia. One has a theoretical shot at eradicating pestilence, but never petulance.  

Which leads to a more profound tenet by the very real Trotskyite-turned conservative philosopher James Burnham: If there is no solution, there is no problem. Occupy Wall Street will expend a lot of effort reinforcing the truth of that statement yet again.