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Anthony Weiner’s Graciousness

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 30•11

from observer.com

Sometimes it’s the small, unnoticed gesture that can provide the most insight into a person’s character.  I was fortunate enough to learn of one of these gestures this week, made by former Congressman Anthony Weiner (D). 

Mr. Weiner has fallen far in recent months. His Twitter indiscretions took him from national political stardom to the butt of late night talk show jokes.

But there he was this past Wednesday afternoon meeting with newly elected Congressman Bob Turner (R) at a Kew Gardens, Queens diner to download to his successor all the projects he had been working on for his former constituents.  No press was alerted to the meeting. It was held in strict confidence. And Mr. Weiner did not leak his good deed, which he easily could have sans fingerprints. He traveled out to his former district from Manhattan, where he now lives, because he cared enough to do it. There could be no other reason for his action, and it showed character. 

I have a laundry list of philosophical disagreements with Mr. Weiner, but I am struck by his graciousness in meeting with Mr. Turner – a man from the opposite political party who ran against him in 2010 – to help Congressman Turner better hit the ground running.

Call Mr. Weiner what you want, but I call him a mensche today for what was supposed to be a quiet, unnoticed gesture.  

So now it’s leaked.  Oops!

 

The “Story” is a Campaign Essential

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 30•11

When Peggy Noonan is on her game, there are few more persuasive than she. And the former Reagan speech writer is decidedly on her game today with a Wall Street Journal column entitled “Once Upon a Time in America.”

Ms. Noonan’s column is so compelling and so well written that it pains me to disagree so completely with its central premise — that America needs a leader, not a story teller. It needs both.

The popular term for story telling among political communications types these days is “narrative” — what’s the campaign narrative?, we ask one another. It’s a good question, because a campaign cannot survive without one.

All good campaigns have narratives. Ms. Noonan’s former boss Ronald Reagan had one: he was the former lifeguard who would save America — the good Democrat whose party left him. Bill Clinton was the overachieving son of an alcoholic from a little town called Hope. Abe Lincoln was the humble Illinois log splitter who embodied American persistence and meritocracy. 

There is a reason campaigns tell stories. They help voters identify with the candidate. They explain his or her values and world view. Narratives keep candidacies on track.  It is easy to hear when one’s words fail to support the story line — when they are “off message.” In short, campaign narratives keep the story straight.     

Ms. Noonan derides this concept, arguing that leadership comes first. If one leads, the story line will follow, she writes. It would be an argument with merit if anyone could get elected today without a good campaign narrative. They cannot. Stories are the hooks a media-saturated public must have to drag — and keep — their attention away from I Tunes and the X Factor. Homo Sapiens have been influenced by storytellers since we sat crossed legged in French caves and recorded their tales on stone walls.

Ms. Noonan understandably focuses her criticism on President Obama, over whose story line she once swooned. Like so many Americans, Ms. Noonan clearly feels burned by it. But it got her to support the President in 2008. (Mr. Obama and his handlers understood the power of story telling better than any campaign team in modern history.)

The problem with the Obama story, though, is that is was fantastical: Obama was to be the next JFK, RFK, and MLK, Jr. combined. He was to be the “post-partisan” president who would halt the rise of the seas and usher in global harmony. He was black; he was white; he was Christian; he was Muslim; he was centrist, and he was liberal. He would  lower the debt, cut taxes for the middle class, and create jobs. A man who had been a machine Illinois state senator two years prior, was going to be America’s Messiah.

Fifty-three percent of Americans bought into that narrative in 2008. The problem is not that Mr. Obama told it, the problem is that it was a load of bunk.

 

Is “Soft” the New “Malaise”?

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 30•11

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President Obama has been doing interviews with local television stations for months now in the hopes  of getting softer questions than he might speaking to network anchors. But that didn’t help him one bit yesterday in Orlando while speaking to the local NBC affiliate.

Here, very much reminiscent of President Carter’s “malaise” remarks, President Obama inexplicably says that America has gone “soft.” (Did the words of a handler stick in his head: “Don’t worry, Mr. President, these will be all softball questions? Who knows?)  Regardless of why he said it, he said it, and it’s going to hurt him. 

It will be interpreted as President Obama blaming America — read Americans — for the failures of his administration. Whether he meant it that way or not, that will be the takeaway. 

“Soft” may end up being the new “malaise” — if the GOP candidates properly exploit the gaffe.  In any event, we can expect to hear the word a lot between now and November 2012.   

Pre-Op Medicaid Redesign

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 29•11

You’ve got to be kidding me…

New York State’s Medicaid Redesign Team is recommending to Governor Cuomo that transgender surgeries be paid for by Empire State taxpayers, according to a story today by intrepid New York Post scribe Carl Campanile. Governor Cuomo has not yet said what he will do about the proposal. 

This comes from the redesign team whose members are charged with saving New York taxpayers money. If this is the starting point of the conversation, we may as well turn out the lights in the state. It means the very people handpicked by the governor to reform Medicaid’s massive overspending problem have zero sense of how bad the state’s fiscal problems are. Whoever made this recommendation should be banished to Vermont.

I don’t mean to be offensive,  but here’s a pretty good rule of thumb: Medicaid should cover body parts that God gave each of us.  If you are a woman trapped inside a man’s body and want to shed your masculine trappings, you’re on your own.

If this is pre-op Medicaid redesign, I shudder to imagine the post-op Frankenstein monster this team is creating.

Are we really discussing this? 

 

Down East Logic

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 28•11

Chalk one up for common sense.  The Pine Tree State just upped the speed  limit on a 110-mile stretch of road for a good reason: Eighty-five percent of drivers who travel on that deserted stretch of Maine highway already are driving that fast. 

In doing so, the State of Maine becomes the first state East of the Mississippi to have a speed limit at that rate of speed. (Texas leads the nation with one 85-MPH stretch.) 

The point isn’t whether people should drive that fast — how much gas it burns or what the extra speed means in the event of an accident.  The point is that people are already doing it.  If 85% of drivers have been breaking the law on this particular stretch or road, there is something wrong with the law.

At least one Northeast states gets it. 

Raising Cain

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 28•11

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Now these guys are having fun…

No Guts No Glory, Gov.

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 28•11

North Carolina Governor Bev Purdue (D)

In the first few days of this site’s existence, I penned a short piece entitled “Hark the Brave Politician”  to celebrate the courage certain politicians like Chris Christie (R), Andrew Cuomo (D), and Westchester County Executive Rob Astorino (R) were — and are — demonstrating in putting their country before their electoral ambitions by addressing third-rail issues. They are willing to lose re-election to do what is necessary. 

Then, yesterday, we hear North Carolina Governor Beverly Purdue (D) calling for a suspension of elections to let elected officials do the right thing.  Purdue immediately backpedaled, saying her remarks were a joke, but The Daily Caller today proves otherwise, with this audio tape of her speech where she made the remark.  It is clear that Governor Purdue meant what she said. 

The message is extraordinary in its cowardice.   Elections should be cancelled so that politicians can do the right thing, Purdue is suggesting — so that they can do what they were elected to do. In other words, we’re willing to charge the hill, but only if a cease fire is declared first. 

Democracies don’t work that way. No guts no glory, Governor.  

Shake Down, Council Style

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 28•11

New York City is at it again. At least the City Council is. Mayor Bloomberg, who has infinitely better sense than the Council, hasn’t definitively said if we will back the Council’s new kick-back scheme that would force banks holding City money to “give back to the community.”

In non-government parlance, that’s called a “shake down.” I’ll do business with you if you give a taste of the action to x, y, and z. The City can legally do that of course. No one is forcing Chase or Bank of America to do business with the City. But it amounts to regulatory harassment. It forces banks, which provide the vast majority of City tax revenue, to do things outside their core strengths — and to hire entire divisions of personnel that have nothing to do with banking.

And why is it that the banks always get the squeeze? Dozens of industries do business with the City. Does Crayola have to fix up little league fields? Do the gasoline companies that fill MTA buses have to give New Yorkers free oil changes? Do city uniform providers have to clothe us? (Please do not forward this to ambitious Council Members.)

What’s the difference between a rubber stamp and the New York City Council?, the  overused quip goes. A rubber stamp leaves an impression.

That’s not true anymore. The City Council leaves a clear impression on the New York City banking industry: Screw you.

The Big Fat Fraternity Lie

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 27•11

If fraternities were to be invented today, they’d never make it.  

Imagine the Campus Club-Day sales pitch: Come join an all-male, strictly alcohol-free association where you can  learn the Greek alphabet and wear funny robes in an environment legally bound to show respect to all prospective members and visitors.  Dues and insurance premiums mandatory. 

“What do ya say we check out the Chess Club…?”

National fraternity governing bodies have become so emasculated by lawsuits and political correctness that they have lost all real-world market value.  Fortunately, their local chapters break their rules at every possible turn, keeping the national buzzkillers in jobs throughout the year.  I know members of my fraternity did, and that was in the early 1980’s when fraternities were still legally permitted to have fun. We cleaned up our act for 48 hours every time “national” was in town and blew the doors off the joint as soon as they left.

Today we learn that the national Kappa Alpha Fraternity is suspending and suing its University of Texas chapter for $200,000 for making its pledges do pushups and forcing them to watch a stripper ply her wares.  The shocking – shocking! – behavior of the longhorn Greeks even made it onto Drudge today.  

Pushups and an interpretive dancer?  Are you serious? That was a lame Tuesday night when I was in college.  I say that not boastfully, but as a matter of fact.  The lot of us would be jailed today for what would happen on Wednesday’s, Thursday’s, and Friday’s.  I’m not proud of it all – about three-quarters of it – but it made me loyal friends for life because we all have dirt on each other.  I’d go to a Saudi prison before giving up some of our stories.

As for hazing, yep, damned straight we did it.  It was awful to go through, but, in all honesty, I’ve had worse Monday’s in my professional life.  Excesses and tragic accidents have happened, no doubt, but they are rare and generally involve individual acts of extreme stupidity.  

National fraternity organizations today are a big fat lie.  They lay down rules they know individual chapters will not follow, and then throw those chapters under the bus when their members get caught.  Why do the national organizations play this charade?  Because they need the dues and insurance dollars undergraduate chapters kick up to them to stay in their jobs. Local fraternity chapters should  go rogue and starve their national organizations into bankruptcy for the hypocrisy alone. 

The ostensible purpose of fraternities today is preposterous.  Thank God college kids don’t read charters. 

Stop the World!

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Sep• 26•11

Ran into an old friend at City Hall today. He was running a press conference immediately before one I was holding. Hadn’t seen him in the longest time. We’re on opposite sides of the aisle, but it was genuine hugs and pats on the back. We used to play sports together and we hadn’t seen each other in years.

Decided to shoot him a note on the train ride home tonight, but I couldn’t find his email address. I had two office numbers and a fax number for him, but no email.

How can that be?, I thought. Then it hit me. There was no email when I put his numbers in my Rolodex. That was 25 years ago.

Son of a…