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Cain Campaign Needs to Regroup or Retire

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 03•11

Herman Cain’s campaign manager, Mark Block, of cigarette ad fame, just backed off his very public charge that Texas Governor Rick Perry’s campaign was responsible for this week’s stories about sexual harassment charges levied against Mr. Cain in the 1990’s.  Yesterday, Messrs. Block and Cain slammed Perry in separate television appearances, with Block calling for a national apology from Mr. Perry.  Less than 24 hours later, it’s “never mind.” 

It’s a real shame to see the Cain campaign disintegrate like this.  It desperately needs to regroup. And fast.  The sexual harassment story still has legs, long lanky ones perfectly shaped for headline writers.  If the Cain campaign can’t come out of its next huddle with crisp and clear answers, it might want to begin heading to the sidelines. This is becoming a carnival side-show in a critically important election season. 

Stop the Ringing!

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 03•11

 

from stemtechnews

I can’t wait for the day when the telephone is obsolete. Not just obsolete, rather, but extinct. Dead, dead, dead. As a door nail.

I fear it may never happen, though, because such a day should be upon us. But still that little bastard rings. And rings.

We have so many better modes of communication available — email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook, Skype, et al. So what’s up with all the phone calls? They always come when you’re working on something else, disrupting whatever thought pattern you had going: You’re juggling apples and oranges and here come watermelons — totally uninvited.

Calls to a cell phone are the worst. I end up writing notes on my knee or against the roof of a parked car, stuffing them afterwards into the lint and receipt collection in my pant pockets where, days later, they emerge laundered, round, and with a strange blue hue. (What is that?)

With email there is a trail that can be referred to later. And a three-sentence email will replace a 12-minute phone conversation, without that disingenuous “when can we have lunch?” affixed to the ending. It’s much easier to write “probably never” than to say it.

And is there anything more horrible than the ubiquitous and absurdly open-ended telephone openers: “What’s up?””What’s happening?” “What’s going on?”

Shoot me.

Sure there is lost human connection in keyboard communications, but I’m gleefully willing to trade that away. I like people — I really do — but that’s what face-to-face meetings are for. I can live without unscheduled injections of humanity throughout my days. Give me ones and zeroes all day long and I’m happy.

Young people clearly feel this way more keenly than I do. Twitter, God bless it, limits communications to 140 characters. Can’t. Talk. Now. Lunch? Never. #isolate.  And I’ve come to notice that the most common cell phone ring these days is a reproduction of the old Ma Bell type (it’s what I have, too), which suggests to me that young people — who didn’t grow up with Ma Bell — are rarely calling one another any more. It’s only we old fogies. 

What I can’t figure out is if others of my generation share this sentiment, or if I have a problem. Am I anti-social or should the telephone die, die, die?

Give me a shout if you feel like it. 

About Herman Cain

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 02•11
I like Herman Cain. I am rooting for him.

I haven’t decided who I’ll vote for in the Republican primary, but Herman Cain is on my list.

But it would be intellectually dishonest to dismiss as a “witch hunt” the information that has come forward about sexual harassment settlements made on Mr. Cain’s behalf in the 1990’s. The information came to light not because he is Black or conservative or leading in some polls; the information came forward because Mr. Cain is a legitimate presidential candidate, and legitimate presidential candidates get parsed. Court records concerning those candidates always will be discovered.  And they should be.

I am neither a fan nor a detractor of Sarah Palin, but what happened to her was a witch hunt. Mrs. Palin’s personal life was ruffled through and sensationalized needlessly. Court documents concerning her were fair game, but not her family life. Like her or dislike her, the treatment of Mrs. Palin and her family was a national disgrace. Mr. Cain’s situation is different.

I understand the instincts of conservatives now circling the wagons around the former Godfather Pizza CEO. One of their own is under attack. But I would caution them to take a wait-and-see on this one.  Herman Cain is a grown up.  He is a successful businessman running for President of the United States. If he was unfairly accused, he needs to explain how and why.  And he needs to do it convincingly.  He has not so far.  

More information is required.  And fast. 

Colbert Meets Ketchup

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 01•11

 

Can’t resist posting. 

 

The College Ripoff

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 01•11

Was delighted to see this piece in The Wall Street Journal today.  It addresses the monumental ripoff that has become our nation’s higher education system. It’s been a peeve of mine for a while — it is estimated that a four-year bachelor’s degree for my five-year-old will cost $545,000.

Last week, it was cited that student loan debt now exceeds credit card debit in America. That came as no surprise. Colleges and universities have become free-spending country clubs at the expense of taxpayers and individual families yearning to give their children a leg up in life.  Some schools raised prices to attract more students, and it worked! The more expensive the school, the better it must be. Right?

Now, with unemployment high, recent college graduates with loads of debt are feeling cheated. Rather than occupying Wall Street, The WSJ piece today suggests that protesters occupy the Ivory Towers.  Amen to that. 

Better yet, I think it will happen. The higher education system has a great big target on its back, and the sniping has only just begun. Fire away. 

 

Morning Perspective

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Nov• 01•11

Michael de Adder, Halifax Herald

Cain’s Dilemna

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 31•11

Herman Cain has a big problem. 

The sexual harassment allegations against him — indeed “five-figure” settlements paid out to two former employees — will in all likelihood destroy his presidential bid, and there is little Mr. Cain can do about it. 

If Mr. Cain defends himself in any detail, he will violate a gag order issued at the time of the settlement. And if he acknowledges any misbehavior, he will be permanently scarred as a candidate.   Either way, this will be all anyone talks about when discussing Herman Cain for a long time.  This story, as they say, has legs. 

What’s a real shame is that Mr. Cain may, in fact, have had a good defense.  Maybe he was being shaken down by disgruntled employees. But he settled — for not a lot of money by legal standards by the way — so he is guilty in the court of public opinion regardless.  If someone accuses you of something and you pay them to go away, what else can you expect impartial third parties to believe? 

Mr. Cain really needed to have this addressed before running for president, but for the umpteenth time, we see a candidate and a campaign hoping something doesn’t come up.  Legal records always do, and the campaign needed to be prepared for the eventuality. 

What a nightmare for a very interesting candidacy.  Mr. Cain has clearly struck a chord with a lot of American voters, and he has infuriated the Left with his refusal to play the victim at the hands of his race.  One can only hope some information exonerating him will come to light, but in its absence, this campaign will have great difficulty advancing. The only people who can save him now are his two accusers. And they’re not talking. 

P.S.  How did this not come up in Mr. Cain’s 2004 U.S. Senate race?

 UPDATE: Cain is laying it all on the line, issuing a categorical denial of the alleged incident(s).  One would think the terms of that gag order are now in tatters.  The big question now is whether his accusers will speak as a result.  

 

Easter Island Bodies

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 31•11

Go figure...

 

Newt’s Notes

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 29•11

The socialist magazine Mother Jones is definitely getting its mojo together (Mojo also happens to be its nickname.) I couldn’t disagree more with its premise, but it is impossible not to acknowledge that it has put together a crisp group of Lefty writers who are drawing eyes from both sides of the political spectrum. Mojo was virtually extinct a dozen years ago.

A Mother Jones piece on Newt Gingrich this week jumped out at me, because I found myself having the exact same thought as the story title Thursday night after watching the former Georgia congressman speak at a panel in New York on the future of education.   

Mr. Gingrich was brilliant. He was the final speaker, following Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, and Michele Bachmann. The crowd, a group of mostly liberal college administrators, was titillated by Gingrich, as was I.  He was smart and blunt, and he demonstrated time and again the rapier wit that made him famous.  And at the same time, he was dislikable – arrogant, dismissive, smug.   

Which brings me to the Mother Jones headline: “Can Newt Be the First Openly Mean President?”

It’s a legitimate question, because there does seem to be an opening for The Newt. There is an anybody-but-Romney crowd among the GOP electorate; Herman Cain will in all likelihood fade from inexperience, and Rick Perry may or may not be able to seize the moment.  Which effectively leaves Mr. Gingrich. Can he seize the moment?

When Mr. Gingrich began his campaign, I couldn’t help noticing him trying, with great effort, to smile in television appearances. It was painful to watch.  It was like seeing an Apache in a Morning Suit. The smiles, or at least upward cornering of his lips, clearly came at the prodding of his former handlers who ended up leaving the campaign in a huff and en masse.

Soon thereafter, Mr. Gingrich’s campaign went into a tailspin.  It was without staff, without money, and without direction.  Indeed, Mr. and Mrs. Gingrich were vacationing in Greece while the other GOP candidates were gobbling corndogs in Iowa.  It was game over.

But now, sans the handlers, Mr. Gingrich seems to have landed his footing again.  He is a million dollars in debt, but he’s cocksure again, and that’s more important. The money, theoretically, could show up.

Mr. Gingrich’s strength is that he has nothing to lose.  He can be himself again; he can be twice himself with no downside.  He had been written off, and now the fates have opened up a path to electoral redemption.  But, as Mojo asks, “Can Newt Be the First Openly Mean President?”

I think the answer to that theoretically is “yes.” The country, at this point in time, would be willing to follow anyone with a clear and palatable vision for getting us back on our feet.

But Gingrich has another problem that hobbles him more.  He is unfocused. He has a grand idea a minute, and that is his greater curse.

There is a great scene in the movie Amadeus where Emperor Joseph II approaches the stage after of one of Mozart’s operas.  “It was delightful,” the Musical King says. “There were just, well, how does one say it? Too many notes. Yes, too many notes. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.” (An annoyed Mozart replies,” exactly which ones would you suggest I remove, sire?”)

Newt Gingrich is no Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he has too many notes to be president.  If only he could cut a few — and genuinely smile once in a while — he would be perfect.

But Don’t Take a Slice of My Pie…

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 27•11

Wouldn’t it be ironic if money ended up being the thing that killed the Occupy Wall Street protests. Two stories out today suggest it might be.

The first is about the famously fancy food being catered to the young radicals. It has attracted in great numbers the homeless and the recently incarcerated — some of us call them ex-cons — so the OWS crowd has ordered rice-and-bean meals for a few days in the hopes of starving the unwanteds out.

But is there anyone poorer or more disenfranchised than the homeless? Aren’t they among those for whom OWS is supposed to be fighting?  And don’t Leftists criticize “The Man” for incarcerating too many Americans? Why would OWS fear them if they never should have been jailed in the first place?

But here it seems the advocates of a classless society have themselves created two classes: The college-educated intellectual elites and the common vagrants. The latter probably lack the palate to appreciate vichyssoise anyway, right?

The second story is about cold-hard-cash money. The growing stockpile of George Washingtons that have been donated to “the movement.” It now totals in excess of $500,000, and the big question is what to do with it? Some are suggesting creating a 501c3 to legalize the money, but that means appointing a board of directors and the thought is anathema to the crowd’s anarchist instinct.

But whose money is it? Can the aforesaid homeless and recently incarcerated claim a piece of it?  Can I?

As the New York expression goes, I’d bet dollars to donuts that some within the OWS movement believe they are more entitled to  a say in how that money is spent than are some of their comrades. And there’s the rub. Who put them in charge?  Do they own the patent on anger and the proceeds that flow there from?

OWS is turning into fascinating sociological entertainment. We are seeing yet another generation of utopian socialist dreamers hit smack dab up against reality. We are seeing people advocating a world the way they think it should be versus the world the way it is — and always will be.

The Occupy Wall Street Crowd will learn what all dreamy Leftist movements eventually learn:  X’s and O’s on a chalkboard are useless in the face of human nature.

If OWS survived 1,000 years, it would build a world pretty much like the one in which we live today.

(And yes, this song has been in my head all day now.)