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A .50-Caliber Fantasy

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 07•11

A terrible image acquired from an essay I once read about The Great Famine in Ireland comes to mind whenever I read about starvation: dead children scattered along verdant roadsides with hands and mouths stained bright green.  They ingested grass by the fistful to stave off hunger pains before dying.

That haunting image returned this morning while reading about the growing food shortage in North Korea. Winter is coming,  and relief agencies fear that a lot of North Korean families will starve — again. It’s the children one thinks about first. 

The UN and the US are reluctant to pour aid into North Korea because its dictator, Kim Jong Il, always siphons it off to feed his army and divert resources into acquiring more weaponry. He has shown complete disregard for human life in past famines — other than his own — in this “worker’s paradise” of his. 

A brief digression: There is a beautiful stone, one-room Quaker Meeting Room down the street from where I live that I had to see inside. The Quaker service I attended toward that end was lovely, utterly tranquil. Four or five of us sat in front of a fireplace in silence for an hour, and that was that. No mass was given, but I left feeling that I had been to one, if you know what I mean.

I departed with the obligatory pamphlet stuffed in my coat pocket, which I was more than happy to read.  It laid out the tenets of Quakerism, which all sounded swell, except for the biggie at the bottom of the list. Quakers are pacifist. No-kidding-around pacifists. I respect that. It must take great strength to be pacifist.  I could never be that strong, not in a world where murderous tyrants like Kim Jong Il  allow children to starve by the sides of roads.

I know this isn’t practical. It would cause huge international turmoil — and possibly the shelling of Seoul — but I have to blurt it aloud, if only for argument sake.  Instead of sending grain and formula to North Korea, how about dropping from high altitudes 100 or so .50 calibre sniping rifles into the North Korean countryside with instructions for how to point them effectively at the “Dear Leader.”  He’d be a puny target — he stands about five-foot-zip — but the things are damn accurate up to a mile away.

If the U.S. government can’t do that, I can think of several US philanthropists who would gladly do it in its place.  And maybe, just maybe, one of those rifles would fall into un-Quaker-like hands.  


Speaking of Yom Kippur…

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 06•11

Every year at Yom Kippur I’m reminded of an old friend who was raised an Orthodox Jew, but somehow strayed from his appointed path. He was a great guy. A real degenerate in the best sense of the word, and a big-hearted one.  He worked hard, drank hard, and gambled hard. He was one of the most generous people I’ve ever known.

Anyway, back around 1983 or ’84 we were working at a banquet hall together — I was living in the coat room of the place (don’t ask) — and at the end of a wedding we were working I asked him if he wanted to go out for drinks with a bunch of the waiters, as was customary. He looked at me like I had four heads.

“Do you know what day it is?,” he asked incredulously. “It’s Yom Kippur.  I’m not even supposed to be here.”

“Then go home,” I told him. “The last thing you need is God getting mad at you.”

Then, with a completely straight face — because he was completely serious — he said: “No, I’m heading down to Atlantic City. Blackjack takes my mind off food. I’ll go straight through to tomorrow night without a bite. Just Dewars and sodas and Marlboros. I’m strict about it.”

I’m glad God has a sense of humor, because this guy deserves his spot in heaven.  

May have to dig up a number for him in the morning, just to remind him:  Eights and Aces. Split ’em.

Easy fast. 

Idea: All In on Wall Street

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 06•11

Gay rights activists have now joined the Occupy Wall Street fray, casting their lot with disgruntled college students; Socialist Party members; neo-Marxists; Michael Moore; the so-called Working Families Party; a half dozen public employee unions; Susan Sarandon; former ACORN troublemakers; bewildered homeless people; candidates for public office; and groups with made up names like Strong Economy for All.  There must be 50 of those. Every day another half dozen groups jump in trying to subvert the protean freak show with a message of their own. 

I have an idea.  How about Mayor Bloomberg calls a city holiday and we ALL head downtown one morning.  We can howl at the moon about our individual woes for an hour or so — and then get our asses back to work. 

Any takers? 

Triborough Toll

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 06•11

 

I used to fall for a talking point New York union bosses use all the time in newspaper quotes. Former United Federation of Teachers (UFT) President Randy Weingarten used to say it all the time, as did her predecessor Sandra Feldman. Today I read it in a quote from Westchester Corrections Superior Officers Union boss Robert Buckley. 

“We are working without a contract,” they say indignantly, implying that their rank-and-file workers are somehow cheated out of job security. That quote used to soften any animus I might have harbored against the union boss being interviewed.   Those mean bastards, I would think of the government negotiators. At least sit down with these guys.

That was a long, long time ago — before I learned about the great public employee union sham in New York State called the Triborough Amendment.

I’ve written about Triborough before, but it bears revisiting. It is the law that keeps the provisions of existing public employee union contracts in place — including step pay increases — until a new contract is signed. It is the law that has begun bankrupting municipalities throughout New York. 

Think about what that does. It takes every incentive away from the union bosses to negotiate in good faith. They can logically let contracts expire — losing nothing for their employees, complain to the public that they are working “without a contract” and then hold out for a better deal. Is it any wonder New York is broke, indeed, billions of dollars in debt for public employee pension costs?

The union bosses are not wrong to hold out for the best deal for their employees. It’s their job to do that. But Triborough has stacked the deck in their favor and against New York taxpayers.  They cannot lose the hands they are dealt, and the politicians in Albany funded by the unions will never let the cards be reshuffled.

In Westchester County the average union employee is now making, with benefits, more than $112,000 a year. The average employee. Yet some of them are working “without a contract.”

I don’t mean to sound like a hard-ass, and I have nothing against individual union employees trying to do the best they can, but cry me a river.  

Wall Street Theft, Courtesy of the Public Service Unions

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 05•11

I can’t believe I’m linking to a story by Mother Jones, but here it is.

It describes in greater detail than previously reported the extent to which the Occupy Wall Street rallies are being hijacked by organized labor and other special interests. The teachers unions are there, so is 1199 SEIU, CSEA, AFSCME, the “Working Familes” Party — the whole lot of public service unions that are bankrupting our states, killing job growth, and hiking the cost of education for the protesters whose spotlight they are working to steal.

The sad thing is that the young demonstrators are falling for it.  I have no love for them; I’ve made that pretty clear here.  But their naivete in embracing the very organizations that are dooming their financial futures is tough to watch. These kids are so angry at the “corporate America”  that feeds and cloths them — yes there are excesses; there will always be excesses — that they cannot see when they are being played for fools.

You know that lack of message that has been written about during these protests? That is being remedied ready-quick. By weeks end, these protests will be about “fair wages”, “the millionaire’s tax”, and union contracts.  And the original protesters will be standing on the sidelines watching their parade march by. It will be a teachable moment. 

Outrage at the Outrage

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 04•11

I’ve got to be honest. The thing that bothers me most about the Wall Street protesters is that they are rebelling from the political Left. If they were rebelling from the political Right, I’d be cheering them on.

I hate to admit that. But it’s the God’s honest truth. If these kids were standing outside the US Capitol or the Debt Clock in Times Square chanting about the national deficit, I’d be pee-in-my-pants happy. But they’re not. They’re chanting unoriginal, anti-capitalist slogans as old as the Paris Commune at office buildings in which they one day will work.

I don’t know about you, but I find young Leftists grating — nails-across-the-blackboard grating. There is something about the righteous indignation of the scraggly-bearded Scarsdale anarchist that makes me want to spit  The righteously indignant girls don’t bother me so much — they can be kind of sexy truth be told — but the guys I want to kick down a hallway. I can’t quite put my finger on why that is, but the opening scene of the Godfather between Don Corleone and Johnny Fontaine springs to mind: “You could act like a man!

What is it that lures so many college kids to the political Left? Is it their sociology professors?  Is it wide-eyed youthfulness?  Or maybe it’s just easier to get you-know-whated while preaching the brotherhood of man. (Although, I briefly succumbed to the leftward call in high school with spare success in you-know-whating.) Whatever it is, the siren to universal action always  falls silent as soon as one gets a real job. Then it’s back to every man for himself, as nature intended.

I find myself muttering “get a job” under my breath every time I see a photo or video clip of the Wall Street “outrage” demonstrators. But then I catch myself, remembering that a lot of these kids genuinely cannot. And then, right on cue, I’ll spy a recent college graduate standing on a street corner holding a sign invariably reading something like “I Am in Debt and I Can’t Find a Job,” and I’ll hate myself for having thought ill of him. It blinds me for a moment to the freak show of aging Marxists, union thugs, and neo-Black Panthers marching in front of him. 

If only the slogans would change. If only they would shave the fledgling beards, lay off the Saul D. Alinsky, and focus on serious job growth proposals and long-term debt relief plans. But then again, if they did that, I suppose they’d be Tea Partiers. 

Interesting times. 

Steady Wins the Race

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 04•11

from solidprinciples.com

If rumors are accurate that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is going to skip jumping into the presidential primary — and they appear to be— the grand winner of all the hype will be former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, who is trodding slowly but surely toward the nomination.

Speculation over Governor Christie began in earnest at the exact time when Texas Governor Rick Perry acquired his sinking-fast narrative following a weak debate performance.  Governor Christie – and, to some extent, super-likable dark horse candidate Herman Cain – diverted attention from pre-Christie golden-boy Perry immediately following the debate, preventing him from recovering while the media spotlight was brightest on him.  And then came the unfortunate *****head ranch story.  Perry now finds himself tied for second place with Mr. Cain in the polls and sinking.  Cain is rising.  And Romney finds himself, once again, back on the top of the heap.  

I continue to believe that any one of these candidates can beat President Obama. The more time passes, though, the more that challenger appears to be Mitt. Romney, who is steadily raising money and avoiding big mistakes.  But politics is a funny game.  We’ll see.

Wall Street Hodge Podge

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 03•11

 

from bestweekever.tv

So now the public service union left is throwing its lot in with the Wall Street protesters. Makes sense.  Those unions have never seen a protest they didn’t like. Union institutional support is allowing the protest to spread, or at least to start new ones in other cities using the Wall Street protesters as a news hook. What we’re now looking at is a multi-city hodge-podge of professionally angry people without any coherent platform trying to steal the spotlight from a bunch of Scarsdale radicals. How productive.  Would love to write more, but it’s back to work. Public salaries to pay…


Paul vs. Hellfire

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 02•11
You have to give credit to Ron Paul for speaking his mind about things, but in objecting to the successful drone strike on American al Qaeda leader, Anwar al-Awlaki, Congressman Paul has shown that he’s not seriously trying to win the presidency. He’s only running to advance a palate of rigid libertarian ideals.

If Mr. Paul is serious about running, he has zero political sense.  Because probably nine out of ten Americans cheered in their hearts when they heard that the Benedict-Arnold cleric met his appointment with a Hellfire missile while operating in Yemen. (Sincere apologies to Benedict Arnold and his descendants for the comparison.)

Mr. Paul may or may not be right legally, but who cares? I don’t. Anyone who volunteers to be al Qaeda’s spokesman and chief recruiter is fair game to me. By doing so, al-Awlaki committed treason; he declared war on his former countrymen.  That makes him a legitimate target.  It is a matter of commons sense.   

Mr. Paul is so adamant about being right about his points – his exact, doctrinaire  points — that he too often shows a complete break from mainstream American thinking. If Mr. Paul’s GPS navigation system told him to drive off a cliff, one gets the feeling he might just do so – because the damned thing says to!  It’s that academic inflexibility that has always given Paul – and I write this reluctantly – the slight flavor of kookiness. And that is presidentially prohibitive.

Congressman Paul has served his nation and well, and has comported himself and his philosophy admirably on the nation’s largest stage. He deserves respect for that, but not serious consideration for the presidency.  

Underlinings

Written By: William F. B. O'Reilly - Oct• 01•11

I had an overly generous write-up in last week’s New York Observer, based on the good work of a lot of people. This morning I surreptitiously slipped a copy of it into a file I made for my five-year-old daughter. My 15 minutes are already up, but she’ll want to read about them one day.

The file includes tid-bits about her young life and about her family. A clip here, a lock of hair there. I’m sure lots of parents do that, but I wonder if, perhaps, those who lost loved ones early in life do it disproportionately often. These are, after all, in-case-I-forget-to-tell-you-before-I-die files.

What goes into them focuses the mind on what’s important in life. And, to me anyway, legacy tops the list. Who am I? Where do I come from? What are our values? What is our perspective on things? Legacy provides a road map for life.  One doesn’t have to follow it, but it’s good to know where your family’s true north points nonetheless. It’s a guide post, even if you’re running perpendicular to it at times.  How else can you know when you’re off course?

My mother died before I knew her, and I remember as a boy guiltily sneaking peeks at her old books to see what passages she had underlined. I wanted to know what she thought, and the knowledge that these books were once held in her hands was profoundly moving, if an eight-year old can be so moved. My mother never could have known what a few idle pencil  scratchings would one day mean to her children. I so often fail to appreciate that as a father. I’m too busy trying to make my children proud.

One great thing about getting older is that you get to  see both sides of the coin. You can watch yourself working to make your children proud while watching them make you proud of them. Neither side of the coin is ever satisfied with his progress, which sometimes causes angst, but the instinct to keep trying is ingrained.

What an extraordinarily dynamic family is. I’d be lost without it.